Paris Hilton Dubious Claim

Paris Hilton claims she’s never had any plastic surgery even though her ass looks like a walnut and her tits are voluptuous in contrast to the rest of her little boy at the beach milk carton body. Losers who have lost grasp of their life have often speculated about Hilton receiving implants in between cutting themselves and binging on Arby’s:

“I have nothing against it, all my friends have done everything, boobs, nose, chin, cheeks. I live in Hollywood, so I’m used to seeing it. It’s just that I’ve never wanted to do it.”

You would have just outed your friends if you had any. Also is this photo from Halloween because your face looks like RuPaul’s. That can’t be natural. I’m not buying the tit claim because they don’t grow on trees. The only thing worse than being a vain whore is being a liar. Actually it’s all pretty bad. They look good. On someone else.

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