Puddle Of Mudd Won’t Go Away

Pawn shop and Iowa neo Nazi hate rally Muzak supplier Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd was busted for DUI in Minnesota and blew a .310, which is over the legal limit for driving or even being considered a sentient being. Scantlin has been arrested multiple times for domestic violence and just genuinely being a drunken asshole, although he did once swim in the pool at Graceland illegally, a solid bucket list checkmark. Scantlin also fled the arresting officer at 100 mph yet unfortunately maintained control of the car instead of nailing a telephone pole. For that he deserves credit. It’s not quite pitching a no hitter while the batters appear as white elephants, but piloting a rented Taurus at triple digit speeds at four times the legal limit is nonetheless a specialized skill. The story should gain Scantlin some props with the boys in the prison yard until they find out who he is and beat the shit out of him. I robbed my first house to that album. Repent for your sins. And your catalog.

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