Khloe Kardashian Gives Kylie Permission to Fuck Older Men

Khloe Kardashian just gave her little teen sister permission to bang older men and it may be the most intelligent thing that’s ever come out of her mouth.

I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again, Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, ‘Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?’ and have her say, ‘Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s’ or ‘Going to prom.’ That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.

Perhaps not a great sign that you can’t remember who you were fucking at sixteen. You’re not the old lady from the Titanic. You’re thirty and unencumbered by deep thoughts, you should have an inkling. Nevertheless, if you get past that first part where you vomit a little, Khloe is able to objectively assess her sister’s psychological slut age, versus the knee-jerkers who cling to the Age of Consent like it descended on tablet from heaven. When Jesus was alive, girls were being married off at twelve years and one day and he didn’t say squat.

This isn’t a debate about First Century A.D. practices or if Stephen Collins’ little neighbor girls are old enough to see his half-hard cock, this is whether or not some seventeen year old girls are mature enough to fuck rappers in their 20’s. If you’re raised to be a working whore since childhood, the odds are you’re going to be pretty fucking savvy by seventeen. Thai hookers are more street smart by puberty than anybody currently running to be President of our nation. Kylie Jenner does own a house, a Mercedes, has a fake high school diploma, and earns in the millions from her numerous commercial deals. You think Kris Jenner and Vagina Dad would make wiser decisions on her behalf? Look at the parents. Look at the girl. At least let her be a skank on her own volition. Fuck, Khloe, now we can’t put you down without wondering if you knew what was happening.

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