Snoop Dogg Arrested in Sweden

Snoop Dogg was arrested for driving under the influence in Sweden and is blaming it on racial injustice as opposed to the ounce of weed he puffed tough before climbing into the Volvo. Snoop had to submit to a urine test, and claims that it came back clean:

“They took me down there, made me pee in a cup, didn’t find shit, no case no, no nothing.”

That’s interesting because the police say it takes two weeks to get test results. Snoop was possibly expecting a pot leaf to be sticking out of his urethra but no such luck this time. While maintaining his innocence, Snoop posted several videos of the ordeal to Instagram including one in which he mentions that he is “Still smokin’.” Social media can really backfire, especially when you’re blatantly stating you’re guilty of the thing that you claim you’re not guilty of. Here in the US we’ll gladly lose a few thousand people a year in the name of driving around with a decent buzz. Laws are different in Sweden where half the nation used to be killed annually via vehicular manslaughter. Contact interpol. That colored fellow is brandishing a gun. Would it be racist if we asked him to stop?

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