Flavor Flav Likes The Yayo

When Flavor Flav was arrested for DUI in Vegas a few weeks back he had an open bottle of Heineken in his cup holder and a bag of weed on his person. He also had a false registration and a suspended license and was going 73 in a 45 which can really get you noticed. It appears that in the Orwellian nightmare we’re living in it is now common to have your blood tested at the station as well as your Twitter feed swept for distasteful jokes before being booked. That’s where things go from bad to fucked because Flav had cocaine in his system. Of course that doesn’t mean he was under the influence while driving but obviously he definitely was. You don’t do shit like that on beer. Flav stated in an interview that in the 80’s he spent $2600 a day on coke for five years straight. That’s a little under five million bucks. If he had bought real estate with that five million instead, today he would have enough money to snort cocaine for ten years straight. A clock around his neck and no understanding of time. Compulsory rehab is going to be chock full of those little nuggets.

Photo Credit: Instagram