Cristiano Ronaldo Finds Phone, Bangs Owner

Ronaldo was in Vegas doing Ronaldo things when he reportedly found a lost cell phone. Instead of not giving a shit like usual, he took it upon himself to find the owner of the phone and took her (the blond on his left arm in the photo) and her friends to dinner. The chicks then went to his hotel suite and presumably he banged the shit out of them in reverse alphabetical order or at least let them spit shine his shoes. Is this a case of Ronaldo being a nice dude or did one of his lackeys snatch the cell phone of the hottest chick in the club just to gift Ronaldo some strange? What are the odds the owner was a big breasted blond chick with three single friends? Since when does Ronaldo work for the Lost and Found? There’s clearly more to the story but the point is he was more than likely able to get some quality ass and come off looking like a sweet dude at the same time. Bieber could learn a few things. Smile, you’re all a part of my nefarious plan.

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