Paula Deen Doesn’t Get It

Since Paula Deen was labeled the next Hitler and banished to internet television she’s been living out some bizarre incestual Pee Wee’s Playhouse fantasy with her son Bobby, who as evidenced by this photo is a fucking creep. Deen tweeted a Halloween photo from several years ago where the pair are dressed as Lucy and Ricky Ricardo, who were husband and wife, again, weird. It appears Bobby has darkened his face to appear Cuban, which would make sense and probably be ignored were this not her thirtieth race related controversy. If you go as a Jamaican guy you wear black dreads, what am I missing and why are we drawing the line at face paint? Clearly there is a War on Halloween in this country to go along with the blitzkrieg on Christmas. Soon fun will be illegal yet I predict hate crimes remain steady. It’s called addressing the root of the problem, which is in fact Paula Deen. Soul food is one thing, but white people cooking scalloped potatoes which will give you an insulin seizure are the root of all racism in this country. First we get rid of the food, then we hold hands while trick or treating. I’m going as Ray Rice.

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