Billy Joel Ties Another Knot

Billy Joel married his fourth wife and fortieth model. Not sure how that math checks out but let’s run with it. Alexis Roderick is half his age at 33 and more than twice his height. He sometimes gets his head stuck in her orifices. The ceremony was presided over by the fucking governor of New York. That’s how you know you’ve arrived. Also when you find your vehicle in the living room of your destination. Actually when you’re a sixty six year old dude knocking up hot chicks while Christie Brinkley looks on and you’ve fucked her too there’s no need to leave the house. If it weren’t for his unfortunate music he’d be my hero. Billy Joel wasn’t supposed to be an incredibly successful cocksman. Be he nailed it. The gods must be stewing.

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