Kobe Bryant Called Rapist By New Teammate

The Lakers first round draft pick Larry Nance Jr. called his new teammate Kobe Bryant a rapist on Twitter three years ago because it’s fun to be controversial and it’s also partially accurate. Upon being selected by the Lakers, the Tweet was immediately deleted meaning his agent was really holding out in negotiations to keep it up there along with his slut shaming of Princess Diana:

“Gee I sure hope Kobe can keep his hands to himself in Denver this time. #rapist”

This isn’t an innuendo so much as a notarized under oath account of his opinion on Kobe’s guilt in his Colorado sexual assault case from three playoff appearances ago. For his part, Kobe will respond professionally by never passing Nance the ball and the Lakers winning 14 games. He will then retire to Brunei where the rape laws are much softer, just like the rookies these days. This league is going downhill. Rookies used to bury evidence for the veterans. Now they don’t even kiss ass. I blame video games and heterosexuals.

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