Cyrus Family Well Adjusted

Miley Cyrus’ brother Trace escaped the traveling freak show to pose for a picture with his girlfriend, Disney actress Brenda Song. Cyrus is known for possibly playing in a band and looking like a poster child for bad parenting. Please look at me. What are you staring at? I know the drill fucko and yes I’m taking a picture. If you don’t like it stop blinding the help. The pair have had a tumultuous relationship, mostly because Trace blends into walls when passing by graffiti. A while back they had some kind of public abortion quarrel, with Song writing on Instagram:

“I usually never speak of my personal life, but I’d like to clear up some rumors, A few years ago there were rumors that I was pregnant and/or had a miscarriage. I just want to say that those rumors were not true. They were just lies and fabrications. I apologize for not clearing this up sooner and for the continual damage that these lies have caused @TraceCyrus.”

Trace then promptly wiped his ass with that olive branch and wrote “Yes, they were lies THAT U MADE UP.” Whatever the case what’s important is that the baby didn’t make it. It appears the couple have rekindled for the meantime, at least until she realizes he can’t remove that Ed Hardy sweater. I wish them the best. Talk to your kids. Barring that, take away their needles.

Photo Credit: Instagram