Kylie Jenner Tits Selling Candy

Here’s the thing most people don’t seem to understand about the age of consent. That’s consent for sexual activity. As a random example, Tyga. It’s a crime for him to pound Kylie Jenner Jenner in her fart hole nightly. Even if she’s a precocious millionaire high school dropout and ass fucking is a super responsible form of birth control. By contrast, it’s perfectly okay to stare at Kylie Jenner’s tits and imagine sticking your dick between them, In fact, if you don’t, Kris Jenner will pick that up in her Cerebro helmet and Kylie will receive three switch lashes to her abdomen when she returns home. Nobody gets out unblemished. You can’t make babies with your thoughts. Not yet.

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