Nina Agdal Splits Her Pants

Advances in technology are a true balance sheet of plusses and minuses. Before I released my photo rich social media platform, I’d ask myself what percentage of famous hot girls would be posting photos of splits in their pants versus the million of duck faced random drunken narcissists sharing selfies at Denny’s late night. The Manhattan project scientists didn’t just build the atomic bomb without considering thermonuclear war and the destruction of the human race. Did anyone anticipate Lena Dunham posting pictures of herself on the shitter discussing male sexual fluidity? I’m not saying you don’t invent Twitter and Instagram, I’m just suggesting we hang everybody who did. Nice ass by the way. I have some ideas for our second date I’d like to run by you.

Photo Credit: Instagram/Markus Koala