Kristen Stewart’s Mom Denies She Confirmed Her Daughter Is Now Gay Like Everyone Else

Kristen Stewart’s mom and some reporter at the Mirror in England are having a back and forth over whether or not mom confirmed her daughter is fucking her butch female personal assistant. Despite making no official announcements, Kristen and Alica Cargile have been wearing matching black jeans and flannels while shopping in indie book stores and eating vegan nut cakes for months now. If they shoved three fingers up each other’s twats on a float during Gay Pride weekend they’d be less obvious, though vastly more interesting. Kristen’s mom insists she never confirmed her daughter’s gaiety.

I spoke to Sharon Feinstein about my film K-11 that has been put on display in the Hollywood Museum. It’s currently there under the LGBT banner on the third floor. She also asked me about my views on gay rights, which I was happy to express… Never ever did we discuss Kristen!”

Mom admits she mentioned Alicia seemed ‘lovely’ which is a nice way to describe the chick scissor kissing your daughters vagina up in her room each evening until three am. Sharon Feinstein, the reporter, claims she’s going to release the recorded phone interview tapes to restore her integrity. An odd choice of words for a reporter trying to get some mom to confess her daughter is diking out.

Kristen follows in a long line of modern day Hollywood converts to gayism following failed hetero relationships and a desire to get back at her father in new and interesting ways.  Lost actresses used to find themselves in Scientology and before that est, now this lesbian thing is really catching on. I’d invest heavily in high end vulcanized rubber. You don’t have to be gay to see the trend line. Although you do if you want to work.

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