Elsa Hosk New Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret

Sometimes I look at ornate women’s lingerie and I think to myself, who the fuck is wearing this? It’s some kind of ruse. Any girlfriend I’ve ever had is into boxers and t-shirts the minute she’s laid her vagina on the table and seen my hooked fish type reaction. Maybe women really are just wearing this lacy shit for themselves. We need to Agent Orange the Victoria’s Secret sewing villages and level the playing field. My undershorts are poorly woven burrs pulled from Alpacas in the Yucatan. My rashes are organic. I’d take satin if it were socially acceptable. I’d like to be more comfortable. Slutty is just a side benefit.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret