Val Fit in A Bikini

I’m not prepared to accept this chick’s real name is Val Fit, but I am prepared to admit she gives me an arousal in my stranger danger spot. If you can find a girl who does the splits outside of a sporting venue and sees no objectification in the process, take her to a small Latin nation and marry her. Tip the justice of the peace to ensure you get the Acme cartoon version of the marriage license. The whole strong lady limber thing will be a blast until she’s got her legs locked around your carotid demanding to know why her sister’s underwear is in your laundry. Tap out. Hero is just another name for dead guy.

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