Nick Young And Iggy Azalea Who Cares

Nick Young proposed to his real doll girlfriend Iggy Azalea right in time for the NBA Finals in hopes of perhaps scoring a fleeting mention of this during a slow halftime show. Young gave Azalea a ring reportedly worth $500,000 which Azalea awkwardly flaunted on Instagram like a two year old being given her first pony statuette. Young is probably worth around $10 million after taxes so this will end up in a pawn shop although the ring can be returned for store credit once the marriage dissolves or the Twitter mentions die down. Unfortunately inevitable night club heists aren’t covered. Two years from now when Nick Young is riding the pine in China and Azalea is forty pounds overweight sobbing to Oprah about the perils of the recording industry they’ll remember this special moment. Then it’s off to the Mazda dealership for a VIP performance. Refreshments are provided. Which one of you is a Wayans?

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