Miley Cyrus Just Doesn’t Care

There are two kinds of people who just don’t give a shit what others think about them: assholes and heroes. At some point, Tom Cruise told people, I’m short, I’ve got an ungainly nose, and I spend hours secretly sketching Asian boys in track suits wrestling in underground clubs. I don’t give a shit what you think, I’m going to become a movie star. He’s a hero. Wait, no, asshole. This shit is confusing. Miley Cyrus stopped caring what people think about her somewhere around age eighteen and fifty million in the bank. Also when she discovered both her parents were fucking other people not her parents. That will grow you up fast. She’s not driving drunk or clogging up the court system with stupid acting out shit. If she needs to sing crappy party songs and smoke blunts and show you her tits, fuck, hero.

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