Granny Panties All The Rage

Annoying hipster chicks are now wearing ironic granny panties to go along with their hilarious index finger mustache tattoos and functioning living room cotton gins. High wasted panties have shot up 17 percent from last year, as I’m pretty so has obesity. Many self described feminists are jumping on board because giving up is the ultimate form of power. I wish my lack of effort could someday be commended too. Maybe I’ll sit on the couch jerking off for the pandas today. Dudes don’t care what kind of underwear you wear so long as it’s the proper size printed on the fridge. It’s a bad sign that you’re running out of passive societal statements to make with the rest of your frankly embarrassing wardrobe and are all the way down to underwear. Maybe smells will speak volumes to your ideologies in the future. I don’t need a man to tell me to wipe my ass and I’ll sue you if you remark about it on Southwest. Smelling like shit is no different from having red hair or wearing a hijab. What’s the soup of the day?

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