Kendall Jenner Stuns a Bunch of Dudes With Fake Looking Cameras

Kendall Jenner shocked the crowd at Cannes because everybody assumed she wasn’t invited. Jenner did adhere to the dress code with her heels, for which not only did she not complain, but also promised to keep on throughout the evening if her incontinent suitor threw in a Bugatti lease. Kendall rebuffed all tough questions about her unexpected appearance at a film festival by mechanically responding that her dad was becoming a woman and she supports him one thousand percent. In her mind, that is a real number. If she was mute and her left arm functioned as a universal remote, she’d be nearly perfect. I feel horrible for saying that, but relieved that we can be honest here.

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