Floyd Mayweather Stay Home

Floyd Mayweather went to the Golden State Warriors game and was booed loudly when shown on the Jumbotron but to be fair he was the only black guy not in uniform. We’re all for progress just not in my back yard and why is this arena in my fucking back yard I have half an acre. Some wine fed sports enthusiast started heckling Mayweather while sitting right behind him but he gets that all the time. That’s why he employs body guards. Some people think it’s because he carries around stacks of hundreds for his super cool Instagram page and is a target for robbery. Not the case, a debit card and you’re all set.

Turns out Mayweather is a petite little guy who only knocks out women. Hence a lot of dudes want to kick his ass. Particularly the chick’s parolee brother but also the guy piloting the private jet. The terrorist are innovative you have to give them that. At some point during the night the chick hit a member of Mayweather’s entourage with one of those annoying clapping sticks they hand out at games and his food stamps nearly fell out of his sweat pants. Reports differ as to whether the dude reacted physically or not. Police are investigating. Either way, if McDonald’s can refuse service to any customer I’m pretty sure the NBA can too. Auction off the ticket to a charity that helps battered women. One less headache. Trip him.

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