The Simpsons Limping To The Finish

The Simpsons are still on television contrary to that emotional retrospective at this year’s Emmys. I haven’t watched it in roughly fifty years but I understand the voice actors have negotiated the rights to my house when I pass away. Harry Shearer, who voiced the roles of Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Kent Brockman, and many others, has left the show after a negotiation fallout regarding merchandising royalties. Showing up twice a week and eating jelly bellies is a pain in the ass. I’ve got half a billion and I never forgot how you skimped me on that Papa John’s back in ’87. Fuck you and your fucking show because it sucks now and that’s for making me lick the toilet seat. The dude that does Bart is creeping me out. Plus those private helicopter rides were killing me. Maui looks so much closer on the map. God I hope Ashton Kuther’s available. Shalom. 

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