Chris Christie Deemed Fat

Chris Christie is being chastised for expense accounting a ton of food and drinks for which his office has a budget like every other governor. Christie has spent $300,000 on food and booze during his five years in office, including $85,000 combined between a Giants and Jets game. If you know government or any other big business, shit doesn’t get done without free food and booze. It’s right up there with providing hookers and certainly more important than your legislative policy. I feel like Christie is being unfairly singled out. The articles on this subject insinuate Christie was eating all this shit by himself on a king size at the W while watching Judge Joe Brown. It would be like writing an article on abortions performed under Hillary Clinton’s Senatorial watch as if she personally had all those abortions when we know the real number is probably less than six. Christie’s the governor of New Jersey. You best provide a decent lasagna when working out bridge closures with the connected road crews. Just say it. Christie’s not real concerned with ethics. Like all fat people.

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