Kylie Jenner Gets High and Eats Popeyes (VIDEO)

There are predictable ancillaries that come with underaged boning a rapper. Smoking dank and eating biscuits is a given. The illegitimate baby and the melancholy of HSV to follow. Kylie Jenner recently discovered Snapchat to detail the special moments in her life. Like hopping into a car in between flights to go grab some Popeyes with Tyga. Is there anything more endearing than young romance? Kylie filmed herself mumbling what sounds like I’m high as fuck and eating the biscuit, because, in a reverse of the primitive beliefs of the Native Americans, a Kardashian believes her soul will actually disappear if she’s not on camera. It might. It’s amazing how consistent the behavior is among teenagers with cash, free time, and zero adult supervision. Fucking, drugs, beach vacations, and social media documentation of the fucking, drugs, and beach vacations. That’s what Kim was doing with Ray-J prior to him covering her in fame ten years ago. Maybe time really is a circle rather than a line. Or these girls might just have brains wired similarly for whoredom. Hawking would probably know the answer. It’s no wonder dad wants his own vagina. This looks like fun.

Video credit: Instagram/Kylie Jenner