Miley Cyrus Enough Already

Miley Cyrus posted a series of photos documenting the process of having her armpit hair dyed pink so she’d look cute at the local Planned Parenthood and needle exchange where you can order off both menus. When I ignore my little nephew for hours on end during football season he sometimes spreads apple sauce and peanut butter all over his face and shits himself. Cyrus is on a diet but she’s not above such tactics. She was joined by her gay friend Justin Anderson who had the day off from acting as a government plant in the occupy movement.

I’m not sure what this signifies but Cyrus is clearly out of attention getting ideas and is moving downwards on her body as though utilizing the slash and burn technique. The hair on her head is all fucked up and she has a lot of tats on her arms. Now she’s got pink armpits, and she’s big into putting props on her tits. Next she’ll probably install a hamster wheel on her navel and then we’ll move onto the inevitable pornographic phase of her career where she torches her bush and starts smashing watermelons with her clitoris. As she nears thirty she’ll start weaving her anus hair and then delve head first into the foot fetish world. It sounds strange now but we’ll be looking back on these days wistfully. Go to bed and try not to dream.

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