Bones Jones Hit And Run

UFC fighter Jon Jones allegedly ran a red light in New Mexico and slammed into a pregnant woman’s car which was really fucked up because he was already having a rough day and really didn’t need the headache. He reportedly got out of his car and ran into the hills, then returned to grab a large handful of cash and jump over a fence and run away to hang with the other Beagle Boys. In the car police found some pot and a pipe. It’s interesting Jones returned for the money but not the pot, both of which are extremely rare in New Mexico but as of now money is still legal while pot isn’t. Police reportedly called Jones several times but he was unable to get reception in his bear den. This looks pretty bad. Jones’ best bet is to turn himself in, then break out of prison and climb a large building and be shot down by helicopter. A word to the wise: Don’t hang out with him. Maybe read the bible again.

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