Britt McHenry Sorry For Being A Cunt (VIDEO)

ESPN sideline tits and ass provider Britt McHenry recently had her car towed and proceeded to repeatedly insult the appearance of the woman who worked in the office of the towing company. I get being pissed but I also understand why OJ did it. Since security footage of McHenry being a vile cunt leaked and the married lawyer she’s fucking stopped returning her calls, she issued an apology for the one time her no doubt consistently atrocious behavior was caught on tape. No word if she would have apologized to the woman if this didn’t make Youtube, but I’ve got a history of expensive dinners that says the contrary. She sounds roughly contrite enough to keep her job:

“I want to say again that I’m so sorry for my recent hurtful actions. My remarks were completely out of line. Under no circumstances is it ever acceptable to speak to another human being in the manner in which I chose that night. That’s not who I am as a person and hope those who only know me from this incident will give me a second chance to prove to you how much I value integrity, character and treating people with respect.”

I’m still working on that first chance because I have no idea what you do. As long as you don’t spontaneously combust you’ll remain highly fuckable although I’m selling low on breakfast. Super hot chicks can always bank around 90 grand per year if they feel like getting out of Mark Cuban’s bed in the morning. Call me when you’re nearing menopause so I can borrow your ex-husband’s Jaguar. Wipe off your chin. We’re going to the track.