Blac Chyna Desperate

Blac Chyna finds herself in a precarious situation, being she doesn’t do anything and her only hope at securing a few more four figure party gigs is reminding people she fucked a rapper who is fucking an underaged chick whose half-sisters dad hid OJ’s murder weapon. When life gets hectic you should take a step back and look at things in perspective and be mortified. I’ll drive. Chyna is apparently pissed because she had a child with rapper Tyga who is assumed to be gay for studio time. Tyga is now fucking 17 year old Kylie Jenner which is illegal but there are bigger problems in the world like Blac Chyna’s supposed career and why they still sell those ice cream malts at stadiums that are clearly just hydrogenated poo. Chyna posted a photo of her chemically enhanced artist’s rendition of a woman’s ass on Instagram along with Tyga’s text messages to her asking if he could come by and see their child. It’s unclear how one leads to the other but let’s just assume she’s bad virus positive and delouse that comforter. If you ever wondered what it would be like to fuck Minnie Mouse on the back side of her career, you have issues. Sleep in the garage.

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