Kelly Brook Glistens

It’s easy to ride magazines for Photoshopping the shit out of images until they all look cartoonish. It’s more difficult to admit the touchups make masturbating that much easier. Kelly Brook now has lean muscle mass and tits that shine like the Lombardi trophy polished up for the big day. I’ve seen Kelly Brook in real life. She’s a thing, but you add in a few passes from the thromdibulator and she becomes the photo you’ll see when the Oxford English Dictionary finally adds cumsplosion. Don’t assume everything phony is bad. Because it’s the exact opposite.

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