Nikki Lund And Cassie Scerbo in Bikinis

Banging Richie Sambora while pretending his toupee hasn’t shifted awkwardly is your ticket to ride. Nikki Lund rubbed the Bon Jovi genie lamp and asked for gobs of money for a clothing line. As a kicker, she went on a promo tour giggling about Sambora’s amazing cock. At some point Sambora peeked at his Amex bill and decided the ego stroke was too expensive. He put the kibosh on the NikkiRich clothing line. Lund responded by accusing Sambora of threatening her with physical harm.

A source confirmed Thursday night that Lund claimed to police that the 55-year-old rocker threatened to “dig a hole in the desert and bury” her there during the alleged call.

The idea of Richie Sambora digging a hole of any measurable size seems far fetched. Maybe asking his pool contractor to work a side job on the weekend. Cutting her off from money seems a lot easier than ordering a hit. Rehab teaches you a lot about thinking through better options. Like start banging other ambitious young women with less expensive dreams. Maybe a chick who just got priced out of a Disneyland annual pass and has decent tits. Occasionally she might want some dough for some new Mickey ears, but she’s not going to ask for 2,200 square feet of boutique space on Robertson. Nobody fucks that good.

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