Michael Buble Did Something Wrong

Michael Buble drew the ire of Internet vigilantes when he posted a photo of himself and acknowledged the chick accidentally captured behind him was walking around town with her ass hanging out of her shorts:

“There was something about this photo lu [his wife] too , that seemed worthy of instagram. #myhumps #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum”

Multiple sticks in the mud accused Buble of body shaming, which is dubious since he’s actually being complimenting her ass to the point of being pervy. Anyone not confident in their body doesn’t leave the house like that and it would take a smear campaign backed by David Miscavige to shake this lady’s body love. She likely posted a photo of her rump to Twitter before leaving the house. Other confused angry people chimed in about privacy violations but a crash course in understanding what you’re talking about before you say it will rapidly clear up any legal issues. When you’re in public you can be photographed. If a photo is going to upset you, perhaps you should stop doing whatever you are doing to draw attention to yourself. I still feel bad about that time I was juggling torches in the park and had to have that Mexican family deported when their youngster snapped a pic on his flip phone. This isn’t a bearded lady. She picked out the shorts. Same rule goes for the dude on the bus with a boner in his sweats or those news stories on obesity which show fat people from behind. Everyone’s fair game. Except chicks in booty shorts. When will their persecution end? Fucking Buble.

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