Tallulah Willis Premature Exhaltation

I’m sympathetic to people who were put in the spotlight against their will. That sentiment ends around their first DUI and if they haven’t killed it in an acting role they didn’t audition for yet they’re dead to me. Hence I don’t understand what Tallulah Willis is doing or why she didn’t file a motion for a nickname by now. Willis hiked Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles which takes all of twelve minutes to get to the selfie station. Apparently she’s doing well in terms of the drugs:

“Today marks the day I have kicked 9 months of sobriety’s ass.”

You just scratched the devil’s belly. Nobody celebrates nine months. Come memorial day you’ll be holed up at the Stratosphere wondering why you tempted Fate with a selfie jinx. Meantime do more hiking. You’re going to want fresh mountain climbing symbolism for your next four week stay at Weeping Pines.

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