Kim Zolkiac Transparent

Real Housewives of Atlanta space filler Kim Zolkiac posted a photo a selfie of herself on Easter Sunday in a bikini because she wants to make sure you know she ate dinner:

“I love food! #DessertEspecially.”

I’m curious what makes you an outlier here. Everybody loves food. That and the veiled threat of reproducing are the only things that wake us up in the morning. It’s like saying you love air or water or carbon and asking for a pat on the back. Interesting you especially love dessert. Why would you be obsessed with your body and also things that make it fat? You don’t love to read and also sledge hammers to the head. It’s a conflict of interest. Also, you’re lying. Every model on earth talks about how much they love to pig out on fast food and how they’re super interesting because they’re preoccupied with bacon. Meanwhile you gain an inch on your waistline you’re dead to the industry. You’d have to be a real idiot to sacrifice your livelihood for an In and Out Burger. Or you have a serious problem. It’s called a Tell.

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