Katy Perry Gives Out Her Phone Number

Katy Perry had to change her phone number after she posted an annoying video of her dog on Instagram. Turns out the dog’s tag had Perry’s phone number on it and her fans are dangerous creeps with control shift plus command control. Perry’s phone was flooded with calls from poor area codes so she knew something was up. Perry admits her assistant takes care of the dog so it’s weird she would want her own number on the tag. Sorry I’m in Brunai sucking the Sultan’s dick what’s the problem? Just scrape him off the radiator I’ll order another one. There’s a powerful lesson here ladies. Nobody gives a shit about your dog. When you show us the silly faces he’s making we’re just wondering how to broach locking him in the bathroom while we try and fuck you. Hence your stupid videos appease nobody and people are just mining them for a nipple slip or landmark. Fuck, marry, kill. You got them all covered.