Lexi Thompson In Just a Towel

The sexiest thing about golf turned out to be how many pro-am whores Tiger Woods was banging behind his wife’s back. Fucking one or two chicks is cheating. Banging one-hundred is the stuff of sex legends. Golf has made an attempt through Tiger and others to show how it’s a real sport with real athletes at least one percent of whom aren’t fat or white or driving a Buick at any given time. Women’s golf is doing the same, trying to shake off the long standing cliche that female golfers are mostly burly gruff finger bangers uncomfortable in their own skirts. It’s entirely true, which has made it a tougher perception to ditch. Sports magazines long ago figured out that tits or hints thereof are inherently more interesting than sports, exclusive of football which rivals tits in how badly men want to shove their dicks between it. Slap on a photo of a nearly naked player, pretend it’s about conditioning, and watch your newsstand sales triple. It’s a solid strategy, until all the newsstands are gone by next year. Then maybe send Lexi Thompson door to door. Lose the towel. I’ve seen the slutty girls at Putt Putt wearing less.

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