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March 24, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
According to RadarOnline, whose accuracy relies heavily on the broken clock metaphor, Demi Moore has freed herself of drugs and bad men and the demons that infect rich beautiful people because God hates perfect. She’s completely committed to helping her daughter win the top prize on Dancing With the Stars. This might not exorcise the drinking borne of mom huffing three cans of Reddi-Wip and humping the ref at AYSO Saturdays, but it has to mean something. You never grow too old to be too proud of your children. Those are my daughter’s tits! Mommy loves you. Let’s bake.
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