New Zealand Rears Its Ugly Head (VIDEO)

Some fame whore on New Zealand’s less classless version of The Bachelor farted really loud on camera. I’d like to think in America she’d be banished from the set along with her gift basket being confiscated. The United States has traditionally been an inspiration to the rest of the world. A shining beacon of light for those huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Nowadays we give them a syndicated show where a gay guy courts strippers who rip ass in prime time. Why was this not edited out? Everyone always talks about how beautiful New Zealand is and how you Have to Go. If this is what they’re doing with their time they can fuck themselves. We have forests and cliffs too. Let me Google it. I blame Peter Jackson. Fucking hobbits.