James Franco Who Gives A Shit

James Franco did an interview where he was failing to be interesting again and called himself gay a bunch of times in hopes you would notice. I’m still waiting to not care when he makes the official announcement. Until then these not subtle dickish musings will keep me from walking head on into traffic:

“I like to think that I’m gay in my art and straight in my life. Although, I’m also gay in my life up to the point of intercourse, and then you could say I’m straight. So I guess it depends on how you define gay.”

You just did. Your contrived persona is gayer than gay sex. I’d rather blow the Packers than pretentiously toil with the idea. You can stop clearing the history on your browser James. We get it. Everyone I know has stopped listening. Please alert the media.

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