Chrissy Teigen Topless Because Now It Matters

I can already feel Chris Pine crying over my left shoulder. This is some pretty moving shit. John Legend and his troublemaking model wife with the spectacular yabbos got shot without their respective tops on along Miami Beach. Whoever they hired to wrangle away the crowds in no way stopped at least one paparazzi from shooting the topless shit out of Teigen’s bare breasts moist from the ocean blue. Sometimes paparazzi take creepy pictures of toddlers in the park or cause pre-op trannies to plow into innocents on the PCH. But you can’t throw the baby out with the bathwater when the baby is a sweet pair of Eurasian titties we’ve been waiting years to see fully.

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