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March 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Lena Dunham has sworn she wouldn’t marry her boyfriend Jack Antonoff until gay people can get married. Now that that has come to pass she’s up against Antonoff swearing he’d never marry ugly. Classic romantic impasse.
Lena Dunham holds the key to everything, but its buried in her ass. (Dlisted)
Claudia Jordan isn’t old, she’s mature and her tits look spectacular. (Egotastic)
Let’s celebrate the thigh gap with lots of pictures of thigh gaps. (The Chive)
Suge Knight straight up ran over a dude and there’s video. (TMZ)
Kim Kardashian is named one of the most influential people because our culture is doomed. (Huffington Post)
Kate Hudson looks cold. (Drunken Stepfather)
Zoe Kravitz in a bikini will make you want to abuse yourself. (Hollywood Tuna)