Kelly Osbourne Quit

Kelly Osbourne finally quit the E! channel’s riveting dry snatch klatch, Fashion Police. Osbourne decided to take a stand against not particularly offensive teleprompter comments read by her dancing Sinbad skeleton show partner, Giuliana Rancic. Last week Osbourne insisted that Rancic power up up with a Diet Shasta and issue an on-air apology to the not black girl who was offended by not racist comments about her not real hair. Rancic humbled herself because her parents aren’t rich and she needs the gig, then Osbourne quit anyhow.

Sharon Osbourne expressed tremendous respect for her daughter’s decision. The kind of respect that can only be felt by a mother who’s raised two sickly alcohol and drug addicted children and speaks to them primarily through Tweets:

@KellyOsbourne, I am so proud of you. You can never be bought. You always wear your heart on your sleeve. #ProudToBeYourMum

I’m pretty sure that’s vomit on her sleeve. But mom’s are prone to bias. Most people familiar with the show are suggesting Osbourne had issues with the producers since returning without Dead Joan Rivers and Osbourne was just using the Zendaya Coleman hair fury as cover to quit. While most people in general agreed they don’t give a shit and won’t miss her.