Iggy Azalea And Nick Young Temporarily Regal

Let’s say Iggy Azalea and Nick Young have $30 million between them and haven’t spent it all at Foot Locker or Sizzler. With their respective career paths of mediocre shot heist and albino rapper they should have full earning potential until next Boxing Day. Young apparently employs two people full time to take care of a separate house used to store his shoes. Their staff seems to be growing:

“He is very dirty, but it’s OK as we have a full-time housekeeper, we have to.”

Taxes and talent adjusted you can’t afford that. William Randolph Hearst literally made the news. You’ve got SUNY freshmen twerking to your one hit at the Beauty Bar. I can’t wait until these fuckers go bankrupt and start eBaying their diamond studded anal beads. I have a strict policy of avoiding reality TV but I’ll log onto AOL to catch that episode along with Azalea being rushed to the hospital because her ass is leaching into her body. I can’t wait until two years from now. I miss you both already.

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