Bill Cosby And Eddie Murphy Simpatico

Eddie Murphy was supposed to do a Bill Cosby impression on Celebrity Jeopardy for SNL’s 40th anniversary show. Instead he bailed on it and decided to awkwardly stand on stage for a 80 seconds leading to speculation that he lost his Mojo in 1989. Cosby was grateful for Murphy lacking of a sense of humor and issued a statement to ABC News thanking Murphy:

“I am very appreciative of Eddie and I applaud his actions.”

Translation, I won’t disclose that time we spiked those two trannies with laughing gas at the Rio and here’s the password to my HBO GO for your troubles. Norm MacDonald initially revealed Murphy’s intentions through his Aspergers dictated Twitter account which he uses to live tweet ten hour golf tournaments play by play:

“Eddie decides the laughs are not worth it. He will not kick a man when he is down.”

Class act. It’s all good to make fun of your average fat person or the blind Stevie Wonder but why get nasty with an algebraically proven serial rapist? Next thing you know comedians will be making fun of embattled world leaders and celebrities like is the entire point of the show. There’s more than one dude in a wig in Eddie’s closet. Thanks for digging that hole in the desert.

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