Heidi Klum Offers Solid Advice

Heidi Klum isn’t the kind of me-first super model who doesn’t give back. She’s got wise words for aspiring young models on how to get ahead in a business where tens of thousands of girls are competing for but a few dozen career slots:

You have to be super fit because you have to look good all the way around. You have to be firm and tight. You might have been the most beautiful girl in your hometown and now you are a beautiful fish in a big pond of a lot of beautiful girls, and in order to get the greatest jobs, you have to look amazing. You have to exercise and eat right so your nails are beautiful, your skin is beautiful, your hair is beautiful. Otherwise you will get mediocre jobs. If you want to get great ones, wear lingerie, or swimsuit jobs, your body has to look accordingly – the way the clients want it.

Be super fucking good looking. Check. Having a baby with an Italian billionaire then marrying an internationally hot music star also have to be considered part of the to-do list. Hey, some people’s jobs involving going to college or having to pass a background check, you get free clothes and champagne. You can’t bitch about which French guy you do or do not have to ass tickle from the shotgun seat of his Mercedes. Klum’s advice to prospective basketball players to be seven feet tall and coordinated is coming shortly.

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