Cartoonist Unfazed By Routine Mass Shooting

While I support the efforts of scraggly European men to draw devilishly unclever cartoons of Muhammed it might be time to admit some of them are just fucking dicks who’d be keying cars in the parking lot had they not found this vocation. After a terrorist fatally shot one person and injured several others at a self congratulatory event in Denmark, artist Lars Vilks purported to be unfazed. After correctly surmising he was the intended target of the shooting he dropped this gem:

“I’m not shaken at all by this incident. Not the least.”

Zero reaction on the part of Vilks who routinely experiences fatal collateral damage next to the table of refreshments. What the fuck are you talking about? Admit you did get a dude killed. Not saying it’s your fault. It’s the shit for brains with the guns and the death wishes who you continue to antagonize. Keep going but maybe admit that narrowly escaping assassination is not routine no matter how badass your drawings are. And send some flowers.

Photo Credit: Charlie Hebdo