Charles Manson Is Spurned (VIDEO)

Afton Elaine Burton, the chick who is engaged to marry Charles Manson, was apparently just using the convicted murderer so she could profit from publicly displaying his corpse in a glass crypt once he dies. Manson thinks he’s immortal so he never considered this illicit motive. On the scale of super powers I’d put being immortal way above being able to break out of a shabby prison. Sounds like he might be full of shit. Also, if you’re immortal getting married is an awful idea for prenuptial reasons. It’s ironic a dude who brainwashed chicks into killing people is now being played as a fool. The difference: he was getting more pussy than Frank Sinatra during the dog days of acid. Now’s he’s lucky to get a hand job under a fold out table by the vending machine. What goes around comes around bitch.

Burton, also known as Star since she’s unoriginal, kind of claims the marriage is still on but who gives a shit. I wouldn’t drive more than two hours to see Charles Manson’s body encrypted behind glass at a truck stop. Ok maybe three. Definitely not more than two states.