James Dolan Seems Blue

Some guy wrote a letter to Knicks’ owner James Dolan reiterating the broad consensus that he is the worst owner in the history of professional sports and probably single family dwellings. While it would be hard to refute this, Dolan did find the time to write back a presumptuous letter to the guy on his phone:

“I am.just guessing but ill bet your life is a mess and you are a hateful mess. What have you done that anyone would consider positive or nice. I am betting nothing. In fact ill bet you are negative force in everyone who comes in contact with you. You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I just celebrated my 21 year anniversary of sobriety. You should try it. Maybe it will help you become a person that folks would like to have around. In the mean while start rooting.for the Nets because the Knicks dont want you.”

Maybe this guy’s wife licks his balls on his lunch break and he spends his free time visiting progeria victims. Maybe he has two martinis a week and recants John Keats at an Eastside Pub amongst his loving children. Harry’s attending Yale in the fall. Maybe he lives in the gutter and his pubes are tied to a Rat King. Whatever the case Dolan has run this team worse than a skid row Popeyes. I’d humble myself a bit. At least until I cease being a laughing stock and relapsing on my blackberry.

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