Jennifer Lawrence Naked With a Snake

Leading up to the Oscars, Vanity Fair and a couple other big budget magazines post provocative photos of A-list celebrities shot by foreign dudes with perms. It’s a reminder that in a single photo with a giant snake, some tit, and a bucket full of Photoshop, they can create something more worthy than four hours of Oscars coverages. All you can really hope for is to get a hint of the penis metaphor and wait for the late night talk show stories about how crazy it was to shoot with a real snake. You know, because the Oscars In Memoriam is just filled with the bloodless faces of those we’ve lost to death by snake constriction. Wait, is that a boa instead of a boa? Fuck me, this is genius. Now turn over, Jenny, and let daddy have a smile.

Photo Credit: INF/Splash/Vanity Fair