Dane Cook Flexes Muscles

You can tell you’re doing a bad job pretending to be casual while you flex for the camera if you’re standing next to a statue and it looks more natural than you. It’s hard to suck in your gut and blast your pecs and biceps at the same time without looking like you’re about to blow someone’s house down. Keep the jaw slack. Go ahead and strategically cross your hands in front of your stomach too. I should have hired a lighting guy. Fuck it just use the shutter mode until the battery runs out. We’ll hope for a miracle. Maybe we’ll even get a shooting star in the background like in Jaws. Keep moving people. Dane Cook is in fine shape, which makes this effort all the more lame. Keep hiking.

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