Gwyneth’s Steamy Vag And Shit Around The Web

January 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Goop goddess Gwyneth Paltrow is recommending her readers steam their vaginas. Apparently, Gwyneth shoots scented steam up her love tunnel like an 1800’s locomotive. Doctors and sane people don’t think you should do this. Lesbians remain cautiously neutral.

Read all about Gwyneth’s steamed clam. (The Superficial)

Alessandra Ambrosio poses in a bikini like it’s her job. Oh wait, it is. (Egotastic)

Ever wonder what a pair of triple M tits look like? Well, you’re in luck. (TMZ)

Shantel VanSanten’s bikini body in Maxim is super special and by special I mean faptastic. (Huffington Post)

Yara Khmidan shows us how a pro wears a bikini for San Lorenzo swimwear. (Drunken Stepfather)

Selena Gomez is playing out my fantasy where she’s a hitchhiker and I’m a horny trucker. (Popoholic)

Johnny Depp admits Mortdecai sucked donkey balls and that he’s become the drag queen version of himself. (Dlisted)

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