Hayley Hasselhoff Not Fat Enough

The world was better when skinny girls ridiculed fat girls. It was mean and cruel and often resulted in depression and suicide but it was simple and everybody knew the rules. Now the insecurity women feel about their bodies because men judge them harshly in women’s magazines run by women for women have run completely amok. You’ve got fat girls calling out skinny girls. Injected ostrich looking women calling out Anglican girls for lack of curves. Poor fucking Hayley Hasselhoff is getting shit for not being fat enough:

But it does seem like people will always want to criticize the fashion industry. They are upset when plus size models aren’t featured in campaigns, but then when they are, they’re upset because they aren’t plus size enough.

Hayley receives constant criticism from the fatties for only being a size 12. Far too fat to be a traditional model, not fat enough to become winded microwaving sausage biscuits at the 7-Eleven at three am. Everybody hates you when you’re half-in.

Photo Credit: Javier Oaks